Mobile SMS

Santa: Ye scooty kab li? Banta: Kal 1 Ladki mujhe scooty pr bahut dur le gayi,
sb kapde utaar k boli-
Jo chahiye le lo.
Main Scooty le aaya.

Arz kiya hai
"Isq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo"
"Isq karne se pehle uska anjaam dekh lo"
Agar phir b samajh na aye to film 'TERE NAAM' dekhlo.

Mohobat ko mohobat ka ishara yaad rehta hai,
har pyar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai,
do pal jo unki baho me guzre ho,
maut tak wo nazara yaad rehta hai.

Isq to jindigi ka afsana hai
Isq ka apna hi ek tarana hai
pata hai sabko milenge sirf aansu par na jaane duniya mein har koi kyon isq ka diwana hai

use dil se juda hone nahi denge,
use need bhi aaye to sone nahi denge,
uski muskan hamen itni pyari hai,
ki ham mar bhi gaye to use rone nahi denge

Duniya sazi hui hai bazaar ki tarah
hum bhi chalenge aaj kharidaar ki tarah,
merikitaab - e jindigi ek baar to padho,
fir chahe fenk dena akhbaar ki tarah

Love Flu: Har Shaksh ko diwana banadeta hu
mili nazar to fasana bna deta hu
dil ki marij ho to kario dosti mujse
har dil ko dhadkanaseekha deta hu

Devdaas ne paro k ghar k samne SUSU kar diya
Paro ne pucha:
Dev ye Tumne kya kiya?
Dev bola: Gam itna jyada tha k ansu apna rasta bhul gaye

Risto mein pyar ki mithas rahe, ek na mitne wala ehsaas rahe,
kehne ko to choti see hai zindigi,
Lambi ho jaye agar aap jaisa dost paas rahe

Sayari by santa:
1 ladki ko dekha to aisa lga ,
doosri ladki ko dekha to waisa laga,
par jab dono ne thappad mara,
to sach main ek jaisa laga!!!

is duniiya main bewfaon ki kami nahi hai
ab SURAJ ko hi dekh lo
wo aata hai usa k sath
rehta hai kiran k sath
aur jata hai sandhya sath
aur sari raat naisha ka sath

Lamha-2 ye waqt gujar jayega bus 19 din bad naya saal aa jayega,
abhi se naye saal ki badhai lelo warna,
bazi koi aur mar jayega
HAPPY NEW YEAR "2010"

lagan by rajnikant
Climax:
1 ball 24 runs needed
bowler bowls
rajni hits ball splits in 4 pices
all peices go for 6 indiawins!
Yenna Rascala, Mind It!

yaad karte hai jab bhi yaaron ko,
yaadon se dil bhar aata hai,
kabhi saath behta karte the hum
aaj dekhne ko dil taras jata hai

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Ice- cream aapke liye
zyada mat muskurao
Kha k to dikhao

taron m chamak n foolon me rangat rahegi;
are kuch bhi na rehega agar dosti na rahegi

gam fasaana nahi ki tumse kahen
dil aaj maana nahi ki tumse kahen
aaj b apni bebasi ka sabab
khud b jana nahi ki tumse kahen

1 punjaban STD pe gayi or STD wale ke 2 thappad lagaye STD wale ne pucha kyon mara?
punjaban boli samne board par likha hai 2 laga k dial karein

hamari mehfil ko fasana mil gya,aapka pyar aosa mila humko..
jaise khuda ki taraf se koi khazana mil gaya..!

Sardar roz X- girlfrnd k ghar k Aage potty krta tha
X-girlfriend: Aisa kyu krte ho?
Sardar: Tumhe ye dikhane k liye k tumhare pyar k bina me BHUKHA nhi mar raha hu

Wife to jusb: Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata..
to kya ye 3 bacche internet se download kiye hai..?
wife: nahi ye gto sharmaji ki pen drive se aaye hai..

Macchar jo kaate aapko to mat hona hairan.
Wah -2!
Macchar jo kaate aapko to mat hona hairan.
Wah -2!
ANJAANE MAIN HI SAHI AAP KAR RAHE HAI RAKT DAAN!
Think hat k..

Dosti aisi karo k dhadkan me bas jaye,
Saans bhi lo to khusbu usi ki aaye,
Dosti ka nasha ankho pe chaye,
Baat koi bhi ho yaad dost ki hi aaye.

1 Secret h
Srf hum 2no k bich rhna chahi
Plz kisi ko bolna mt
Promis?

INDIA ka Map kharidne se SRILANKA ka map free mai milta hai..

Mat cheeno Bachoon se mobile
Ye akele rehne se bahot darte hai
Le lo Exam B SMS par hi
Qki ye ik hi chiz to hai jo mann lgakar karte hai..

Uski har baat surur kar jati hai
Hai kuch na kuch, dil ko jarur kar jati hai
Yeh hamen bhi nahi pta k kya hota hai
Par yaad karne pe majboor kar jati hai(AMIT)

Wo bole kahi mehfil me hamare joote chori ho gaye to ghar kaise jayenge
Humne kha aap sayri to suru kijeye
Itne aayenge k aap gin bhi nahin payenge(AMIT)

Hoton ko chua usne Ehsaas ab tak hai,
Ankhen nam aur sanso me aag ab tak hai
Waqt guzar gya par uski yaad nahi gayi
Wo "HARI MIRCHI" ka swad ab tak hai.(AMIT)

Sprite pio, Coke pio, 7up pio, Mirinda pio,
Pani pio,
pio,
pio,
aur pio..
Peete rahi, Qke Mera to kuch nahi jayega,
SUSU to aapko hi aayega.. :-) (AMIT)

1 Bar dosti or Pyar ki mulaqaat hui.
Pyar ne pucha, tm kya karte ho?
Dosti ne jabab diya me un ankhon me khusi lata hoon jinme tum ansu chod jate ho..(AMIT)

Sahi Dost Ki 3 Nisaniyaan:
1)Kabi phone nahi karte. 2)Zaleel hans k sms padte hai. 3)Jitni chahe bezati ho jaye besharam sms poora padte hai..(Grv)

Phoole se sazi wo aapki Jamin hogi.
Har raat us chand se chandni hogi.
Agr kisi raah pe suraj na mile to sahi.
Aapki har rah pe me roshni hogi..(Grv)

Har waqt kam me itna na ulajh jaya kro.
Kabhi hamari yaad ko bhi dil me laya kro.
MILNE ka samay nahi to koi baat nahi
Par SMS kar k to dosti nibhaya kro..(Grv)

Khusiyo se naraj hai meri Zindgi,
Pyar ki mohtaj hai meri Zindgi,
Hans leta hoon logo ko dikhane k liye,
Varna dard ki kitab hai meri Zindgi..(AMIT)

Mere mobile ka accident ho gya hai,
SAMSUND hospitak k MOTOROLA ward me h!
Dr. NOKIA ka kehna h k SMS ki botlen chahiye..
Plz send SMS kyunki MOBILE I.C.U. mai h.. :-) (AMIT)

"MAA-BAAP" ki 1 Dua Zindgi Bna Degi.
MAA khud royegi magr Aap ko Hansa degi.
Kabi bhul k bhi MAA ko na RULANA,
1 Choti se bund puri dharti hila degi..(AMIT)

Na jane wo hmesha kya chupati thi,
Kuch the uske hoton pe mgr,
Na jane wo kyon sharmati thi,
Jb hmne muh khulwa k dekha, tb pta chla Gutka Chabati thi.. :-) (AMIT)

Door rehkar bhi humse vasta rakhna,
Mulakat na sahi bato ka silsila rakhna,
Chhulo AASHMA ko tum,
Ye tamanna hai humari,
Par hum tak vapas lautne ka rasta rakhna(GA)

Aasman fata aur Dharti hil gai,
Aapne socha hum se Mukti mil gai,
Are hm jra se busy kya hue,
Aap ne mal liye k chalo Musibat hi tal gayi.(GA)

Mat mila aise dost se ae Khuda ye hume barbad karte hai,
Hum to SMS ki bauchaar karte hai aur ye 1 Rupai k liye bhi vichar kar te hai..(GA)

1 Aadmi bhagwan se:: Bhagwan ji aap kab kush hote hai?
Bhagwan:: Jab hindi filmo me vilen ladki ko pakad rha ho aur
Ladki bolti hai plz Bhagwan k liye mujeh chodd do..(PS)

Just imagine "aap duniya ki aise gift gallery par khade hai jaha duniya ki sari cheeze milte hai to aap mere liy ekya kharidenge or kyun?"
Rply Must
m wtng..(ps)

"WAQT" Kehta mujhe "Gawana mt.
"Dil" kehta hai mujhe "LAGANA" mt
"DOST" kehta h mujhe "AZMANA" mt
or
"HUM " kehte hai hume "BHULANA" mt..(PS)

A gd hrt is beter than d most bgeautiful face..
beauty is just a skin depth.
find a gd hrt which cares 4 u ilfe long..(PSh)

Kiki
Kuku
Kikiki
Kukuku
Kikiku
kukiki
Kukukr kur,


Congrats


You hv learnt

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Language
Successfully

Plz come to zoo & collect ur certificate +free banana!!(PSH)

Boy : Pandit ji meri shadi ku nahi kr rhe ho?
Pandit: Beta bhagwan ne tere bhagya me dukh nahi likhe hai, to isme mai kya kar sakta hoon..

Time for PJ:
What do you say if petrol is leaking from maruti car?

Think!!

Ok, Let me tl u..

MARUTI NE SUSU KI!!

Most latest PJ of the year:
Saal me baar aata hai sawan, wah-2..
Aur flop ho gai "RAVAN"..

Aap door ho mgr ye ehsaas hai hota hai,
koi hai jo har pal dil k pas hota hai?
Yad to sabki aati hai, magar?
Ap ki yad ka andaz kuch khas hota hai..(PSH)

1 Qz 4 u..
"Sari duniya kehti hai k dosti me 'SORRY' aur 'ThankU' nhi kehte lekin Q?

Gv ur rpl..(PS)

Is Sentence ko pura kro, Agr mera bs chalta to, mai tumhe
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Rply(PSH)

Jhut bolna bachon k liye PAAP hai
Lvrs k liye ART hai
Bacholars k liye ANIVARYA hai

or

Married k liye "JINE KA 1 HI MARG HAI"(PSH)

Ek ladke ne ek ladki se uska naam pucha,
Usne kha meri scooty k piche likha hai
7.3
4.3
9.3
SMS expert ho to is ladki ka naam batao(K.K.)

Phoolon ki trha hanste rahen to hum khus hai
dil kholkar sms karte rho to hum khus hai
Yeh nhi kehte k baar kro
bas yaad kar liya kro to hum khus hai.(PShr)

Only a man knows a man's nature!
Customer: I need a ladies suit..
Shopkeeper: Wife k liye chahiye ya koiachha sa dikhanu!!:-)(AIE)

Police ne pakda chor ko karte hue chori,
Police ne pkda chor ko karte hue chori
Bas pya ka nam na lena,
I HATE LV STRY!!(PShr)

Live lyf wid attitude:"I don't cry 4 anybody coz they r nt fit 4 my tear d reason is dat"
D one who is fit 4 my tears never allows me 2 cry ..So TrUE!(PSh)

Sari Umr hum mar-2 k ji liye.
Ek glass to ab hume pine-do,pine-do.
give me some white wine giv me some red
Giv me some another chance, I want to drink it once again(PSh)

?Avoid u
+Crush on u
%missing u
$Trust u
!Hates u
&Admires u
@Cares 4 u
*wants to marry u
=Like u
#Lv u(PSh)

?!%+$=*@&@
select any symbol wit ur frn feel 4 u. If u r gl, snd boy's nam & if u r boy, snd girl's nam(PSh)

Ture Fact:
Waqt pe aadat na badli to wo
"Jarurat - E - Life"
ban jati hai
Or agr time pe gf na badli to wo kambakth WiFe ba jati hai(K.K.)

Aaj kal ki ladkiyan husn pe naaz karti hai..
Aah kal ki ladkiyan husn pe naaz karti hai..
Grammer to aati nhi English me baat karti hai(GA)

People say you don't knw d value of close 1s until we loose them

bt its wrong!
We knw their valuebt we can nvr think that we can loose them..(PSh)

Sabne chaha k use hum na mile
Humne chaha k use gum na mile
agr khusi milti hai use humse juda hokr
To yeh hi dua hai k use kabhi hum na mile(GA)

Log kehte hai:
Jise Had Se Jyada Pyar Kro, WO Pyar Ki Kdra Nhi Krta.
Pyar Ki Kdr Unse Pucho Jinhe Koi Pyar Nhi Karta
Strange Bt Ture(GA)

Zindigi se jo lamha mile use chura lo
Zindigi pyar se apni saja lo zindigi yu hi guzar jayegi aram se
bs kabhi khud hanso kahi rote hue ko hansa do..(P Shr)

Yadon se judkar yaad aate hai aap,
yaad aa kar yaad ban jate hai aap,
Yaadon hi yaadon me har jagha najar aate hai aap
Q yaadon ko bhi yaadgar bana jaten hai aap..(P Shr)

Student- Sir sab log HINDI, ENGLISH , URDU, me bolte ahi,
Math me q nhi bolte..!
Teacher- Zyada 3, 5 na kar 9,2,11 ho le nhi to 4, 5 jad dunga
to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge..(P Sn)

Jo doctor banta hai wo MMBS padhta hai,
Jo wakil banta hai wo LLB padhta hai

Ice is a cream,
Lv is a dream,
bt our frnship is ever green..Happy FrnShip Day(P Sn)

Temple n kept it in his home.
N again he wrote a letter 2 shiv ji.
"Mr. Shiv ji ur son is in my custody now.
If u want him , Giv me a cycle withn 24 hrs"..

Life ka original such,
Sb kehte hai:
Akele aaye the, akele jayenge, Par sach to ye he
2 logo k bina koi aata nhi
Aur 4 logo k bina koi jata nahi..
PJ Sn

A cute commedy:1 smal boy wrote a leter 2 shiv ji "Oh my dear god pls gve me a cylce".
1 week passed. He din't gt d cycle. Thn he tuk d statue of Ganesh ji 4m(Pj Sn)

Daru ki vajah se barbad bapu ne kasam li or ghr se daru ki khali btles fekne lga
1st fek k bola: teri wajah se meri nokri gayi
2nd fekte bola: teri wajah se..(Pj Sn)

Kagaz ki kasti thi,
pani ka kinara tha
Khelne ki masti thi
dil ye aware tha,
kha aa gye is samjdari k daldal me,
wo nadan bachapn hi kitna pyara tha.(Pj Sn)

Morning is a wonderful opportunity
to wish
to love
to care
to smile
and to see you in Good Morning!(Pj Sn)

Morning is not only sunrise,
but a beautiful mirale of the God that defeats the darkness and spreads light.
May this be a very beautiful day for u.(Pj Sn)

Evry tear is nt a sign of sadnes
Evry silence is nt a sigh of lonlines
Evry smile is nt a sigh of kindnes
Bt, Evry SMS is definitely a sign of remembernce..(Pj Sn)

Each day I meet some 1 new,
but never find another u
the world is full of people is true,
yet no one frnds ever equals like u..(pj sn)

Dosti kya hai...?
and______!
Rista kya hai...?
ans_______!
Zindgi kya hai...?
and______!
Hum aap k liye kya hai...!
and______!
(Pj Shr)

Happy friendship day..
F-Frist
R-Relation
I-In
E-Earth
N-Never
D-Dies..
Thanks 4 being my frnds..(Gv Shr)

In a bus..
Girl: I am pregnant, Plz giv me seat.
Boy: dekhne me to pregnant nhi lag rhi ho?
Girl: Abhi kaise lagungi. Ek Ghante pehle to kaam hua hai..(Gv Shr)

Girl: Aisa khat likh sajna,
meri umar beet jaye padne me
Boy: (i-=ie98=-@$*@#&7292
*(-=838&*^(72j
930#**@!^@(~~@*#(Gv Shr)

Teacher: Shadi kya hai?
Student: Kunwaro k liye "Alpenlibe" jee lalchaye rha na jaye..
or
Shadishuda ke liye "chlormint" dubara mat puchna..(Gv Shr)

Arz hai Cham Cham Karti Chandni
Tim Tim Karte Taare
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Koi Bhi SMS Nhi Karta
Besharam Ho Gye Hai Saare.(Pj Sn)

Teacher 2 villager boy:
1 taraf cow h, 1 taraf dimag..
Tum kya loge?
Teacher: me hoti to dimag lete..
Boy: Jis k pas jo nhi hota h wo whi leta hai.(Pj Sn)

Dard hai dil me pr iska ehsaas nahi hota.
Rota hai dil jab wo bewafa pass nhi hota
barbaad ho gye hum unke pyr me or wo kehte hai ki is tarha pyar nhi hota..(Pj Shr)

Judge 2 thief:
Tumhein chori karte waqt,
Zra bhi apni maa behno ka khyal nhi aya!
Thief: Aya tha!
Magar Kia Karon.
Dukan mei sirf gents suits hi they.(Pj Sn)

Is Frnshipt day pe mujhe aap kya dena chahenge?
No choose kro:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11
Soch lo jo no select kro wo karna padega!

Ans:
1-Kanjoos
2-True Frn
3-Helpful
4-Caring
5-Nice
6-Bewafaa
7-Loving
8-Best Friend
9-Chalak
10-Sexy Frnd
11-Bewakuff

3 girl walking on road.
Parrot shouted: Red, Green, Pink.
Girls knew that was their colour.
Nxt day they didn't wear panty.
Parrot shouts: Trim, Shave, Curly..(Gv Shr)

Ye dosti chiraag hai,
isse jalaye rakhna,
Ye dosti gul hai ise khilaye rakhna
Hum rhen na rahen iss jahan me
bas hamari yaad dil main basaye sakhna.

2 Boys were following 2 Girls.
Each Girl took rakhi & tied 2 their hands & askd them "What wil u do now?"
Boys: Dude, U marry my sister, I'l marry ur sister..

Choose your desired fruit, which will let you know, how will you get married.
Apple
Orange
Grapes
Mango
Pineapple
Banana
Watermalon

Apple - Lucky Marriage
Orange-Two time marriage
Grapes-Love & Arrange
Mango-Many Marriage
Pineapple-Tru Marriage
Banana-Love Marriage
Watermelon-Run & get Marriage..88% true

"I say & you Listen" is a good Friendship.
"You say & I Listen" is a bettr Frnship.
But
"I don't say & U understand" is the best Frndship..

Aaj hum DIYE pe hath rakh kar kasam khate hai..
Roz padhenge
class attend karenge
teacher ko gali nhi denge.
.
.
.
.
Abe salo diye me phook kisne maari..

High Class Insult:
Girl to Boy: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghass ugi ho.
Boy 2 Girl: Isliye itni der se soch rha hu k mere pass bhes Q khadi hai..

Ajj - Dear
Kal - Yaar
Parso - Pyar
Fir - Ikrar
Fir - Intzar
Fir - Takrar
Fir - Darar
Sari Mehnat Bekar
wo Kisi aur k sath farar
isliye dosti best hai yaar.

Jhony-2 poem in bhojpuri version-
"Arre a joniya"
"Haan bauji"
"Chini Khaele"
"Na bauji"
"Jhuth bolat bade"
"Na bauji"
"Muhva faarbe"
"Ha!ha!ha!"....

Hi
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*("._.")*
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,,,(")("),,,
Can i stay in ur inbox & wait until 1-Aug. So that I'll be the 1st to wish u "Happy friendship day"..

one heart talk with another heart is affection.
One heart live with another heart is love.
Two hearts made like one heart is friendship

1 bachha apne baap k samne cigret pi rha tha.
1 admi bola oye cigret pi rha hai be?
Bachha: to baap konsa petrol pump hai jo ud jayega!

5 steps 2 luvly morning:
1. Open ur eyes
2. Spread ur arms
3. Take a deep breath
4. Feel ur heartbeat
5.Sya its to o early yaar, Lets Sleep.

soft speech clean heart,
peaceful mind,
focused mind,
and determinded decision with gods love always make winner in your life,
god bless you!

Living in the favourable and unfavorable situation is called "part of life",
But smiling in all these situations is called "art of life"!

Mind Game:
Select any 1 no:
04 14 34 34 44 54 64 74 84 94
I will tell you k app kiske baare me sabse zyada sochte hai!

1 sal k 12 mah,
1 Mah k 4 hafte,
1 hafte k 7 din,
1 din k 24 gante,
1 gante k 60 min,
1 min k 60 sec,
1 sec k hzar Lamhe,
har 1 Lamhe me 1 hi Dua AAp kush rho!!

wadiyon se suraj nikal aaya hai,
fizaon me nya rang chaya hai,
khamosh kyon ho ab to muskurao,
Aapko Good Mrng kehne mera SMS aaya hai@@

Dekho fir se raat aa gyi,
tanhai me waqt bitane ki baat aa gyi,
hum to u hin baithe the sitaron ki panah me,
chand ko dekha to aap ki yaad aa gyi!! Pj Shr

Its not vry hard to subscribe,
everything for somone.
But it's hard to find that somone who deserve ur sacrifice!!

Its not vry hard to subscribe,
everything for somone.
But it's hard to find that somone who deserve ur sacrifice!!

Dur chand khi jal rha hoga,
kisi ka dil kisi k liya machal rha hoga,
uff ye hawao me itni khusbo kaisi,
zaroor apna mujhe yaad kar rha hoga.

1 sal k 12 mah,
1 Mah k 4 hafte,
1 hafte k 7 din,
1 din k 24 gante,
1 gante k 60 min,
1 min k 60 sec,
1 sec k hzar Lamhe,
har 1 Lamhe me 1 hi Dua AAp kush rho!!

wadiyon se suraj nikal aaya hai,
fizaon me nya rang chaya hai,
khamosh kyon ho ab to muskurao,
Aapko Good Mrng kehne mera SMS aaya hai@@

Dekho fir se raat aa gyi,
tanhai me waqt bitane ki baat aa gyi,
hum to u hin baithe the sitaron ki panah me,
chand ko dekha to aap ki yaad aa gyi!! Pj Shr

Its not vry hard to subscribe,
everything for somone.
But it's hard to find that somone who deserve ur sacrifice!!

Its not vry hard to subscribe,
everything for somone.
But it's hard to find that somone who deserve ur sacrifice!!

Dur chand khi jal rha hoga,
kisi ka dil kisi k liya machal rha hoga,
uff ye hawao me itni khusbo kaisi,
zaroor apna mujhe yaad kar rha hoga.

gum kabhi kam nhi hota,
ye batane se b khatam nhi hota,
ye to humsafar he un tanha dilo ka,
jinke pas unka sanam nhi hota. PjShr

Never break four things in your life.
1. trust,
2. promise,
3. relation ,
4. heart,
5. ven tehy break it,
doesn't make noise but pains a lot..PjShr

Gokul me jo kare niwas,
gopio sang jo rachaye raas,
devki - yahoda jinki maiya,
aise hamare kishan kanhiya,
Happy Janmastmi !! K. K.

Gud Mng!!
Don't get shocked,
actually ULLU ki to subah hi hui na..!!PjShr

"Natkaht Bansi Wale Goku K Raja, Meri Ankiya Tasas Gyui Ab to Aaja"
Janmantmi k pawan avshr pr is SMS ko itna fialao jitna aaplo Kanah Ji se prem h Radhe Radhe!!K. K.

@REQUEST@
"Kabhi Udas Mat Hona Unhe bhul java" ,
@AARJU@
"Khushi k palo ko sanjo k rakhna",
@TAMANNA@
"Hamesha Muskurate Rehna"!!PjShr

?;?;%?;?;?
?;?;%?% Fresh Flower
);;;;(
(,_,,_,)
Just for you,
Aapki har subha in phoolon ki tarha mehkti rahe.!!PjShr

Poisionous Bra =coBRA,
Mathematical BRA= algeBRA,
Sunsign BRA= liBRA,
Magical BRA = aaBRA ka daBRA,
animal BRA= zeBRA
Improve ur GK.
Bcoz you know only one BRA :)PjShr